Yo. What up? This is Christie.

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

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fordasaurus:

letsstartariot:

lovelyforgetmenot:

sibby-the-destroyer:

twisted-sapi0sexual:

witharms-waitingfor-wyatt:

iwannasaxyouup:

demonstarr13:

togetsomesleep:

sexweb:

i don’t get str8 men

HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.

why

Facepalm.

Omg I’m laughing hysterically!!

I’

Oh I’m sure they pull back alright ;D

“double-holy”

LOL I don’t think it works that way, sweetheart.

He eats a potato omg.
Quick honey, I have a boner, get the potatoes!

Isn’t there something in the bible about being “fruitful”?

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tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

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buzzfeedlgbt:

An 18-year-old Sebastian River High School senior is reportedly being charged with a felony and expelled from high school as a result of a consensual relationship with another female student. Kaitlyn Hunt started dating a 15-year-old student from her high school basketball team when she herself was 17. Kaitlyn’s father, Steven R. Hunt, Jr., claims his daughter was kicked off the basketball team because the coach feared a same-sex relationship would bring unwanted drama. Steven Huntexplained, “The girl’s mother found out about the relationship, and, as the track coach and Criminal Justice teacher told me, the girl’s mother said that there’s no way her daughter could be gay. The mother then took reigns and is now attempting to place felony charges upon my own daughter.” According to her family, Kate’s girlfriend was a freshman student enrolled in courses with upper-classmen and a fellow player on the Varsity basketball team with Kaitlyn. While Kaitlyn was 3 years older than her girlfriend, they were friends in the same social circle.

On Kaitlyn’s 18th birthday, her girlfriend’s parents sent the police to the Hunt residence where she was arrested. Kaitlyn’s mother told The Examiner, “They are out to destroy my daughter, because they feel like she ‘made’ their daughter gay. They see being gay as wrong and they blame my daughter. Of course, I see it 100% differently. I don’t see or label these girls as gay. They are teenagers in high school experimenting with their sexuality – with mutual consent. And even if their daughter is gay, who cares? She is still their daughter.” Kaitlyn’s father wrote about the arrest, “My daughter was ripped out of her mother’s arms, hysterical. The police finally told us she was being arrested on probable cause.”

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@mulaney]

pleatedjeans:

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pleatedjeans:

21 People Who Desperately Need a Significant Other

loose-skinnyjeans:

me exactly.

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thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

memehumor:

Finally, a Place to Take Your Significant Other for Dinner!
http://memehumor.tumblr.com

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bipoehler-disorder:

Interviewer: Nick, what’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened on the set of ‘Parks and Recreation?’
Nick Offerman: Well, everything’s funny. But I recall one situation, not actually on set. We were all at a panel and we were doing a question and answer. And way up in the balcony was this tiny woman. And she was given the microphone and said, “Yes, hello. First of all, I’m a librarian—” and Amy, with literally no fucking pause, goes “YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.” It was pretty awesome.

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thedailywhat:

Webcomic of the Day: Hyperbole and a Half Update

Allie Brosh, the artist behind the popular webcomic Hyperbole and a Half broke silence from her indefinite leave to release the second part of Adventures in Depression, which chronicles the author’s personal struggle with clinical depression over the recent years. The latest issue, which comes after more than year and a half of silence, has already garnered raving feedback in the webcomic community as an accurate representation of the debilitating mental illness and how it can affect relationships with others. To catch up on the first part, click here.

“Let Every Pansy Bloom” banner at the San Francisco Gay Freedom Day pride parade. June 25, 1978.

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